Monday, May 26, 2008

Hi, are we still 15?!

My dear friend Dubya and I have continual e-mails throughout the day at work.  We often times send things that are "nothing short of amazing" and leave both of us rolling with laughter and wanting more.  This was one instance that we both got a good laugh.  This particular group of roommates continues to have issues that are rather juvenile, so we tend to find humor on the drama.  
 
Hello fellow fan club member!!!

Last night was crazy! I got woken up again in the middle of the night. boo! Well I got an email from our favorite person in the world today and thought you'd like to see what it said. Kind of funny. I'm so excited for the fan club preparations/founding ceremony to begin tonight!!! :) I guess this is an issue they've talked about because this happens basically every night and Debbie Downer's (DD) reasoning was "well I've done it since I was 16 so I just don't know any differently" Hi you have 3 other roommates you need to respect! And if you agree in a roommate meeting to not do things anymore...then do it! And don't keep talking about other peoples issues in front of others!
 
Ok read on.....
 
"What awesome storms last night huh??  Well the hail woke me up at 2am and so I went upstairs, Lisa came down b/c she was concerned too and who was there on the floor under blankets?......YUP!  You guessed it!  I came up in my g's and hello there is a boy in the house.  I am not her mother but come on, what's the dealio?  We all watched the news and then I headed to bed once it calmed down.  I woke up this morning just to find them in the same spot!!  Interesting.
Dubya

Oh WOW!  I have so many things to say in response!
1.  It really doesn't matter if you've had a habit since you were 16 if it is offensive.  You have to find a way to change it.  That would be like saying that I've had the habit of punching all people named Aaron since I was 18 and just don't feel the need to stop.  Come on!
2.  They aren't "together" anymore...enough said
3.  Why does DD have absolutely no respect for anyone?!  Obviously they don't want guys spending the night, so she needs to respect that.  If she wants to go sleep at his house, that's her own decision, but don't impose on your roommates.
4.  What did they think they were hiding under a blanket?!  Seriously?!
5.  Why doesn't anyone show their anger to DD?!  She's not going to learn until someone completely blows up at her.  And not a censored blow up either, a real, livid, in your face blow up!  Everyone just sluffs it off and hopes it will get better.
6.  How is it that she's grown up to not have any kind of accountability?
7.  What were Lisa's thoughts on all of this?
8.  What does he see in her.  I'm not quite sure at this point.  If she's always negative and she is a slob and bad mouths everyone, why would he want to be around?  I mean, is she really THAT beautiful that he can't see past it?  I've never met anyone that good looking that I'd stick around even if they had the worst attitude in the world!
9.  Why don't they just kick her out?
10.  I also can't wait until this evenings festivities.  It's just getting to the point the it's so petty that sarcasm is the only way to go! 
Zee

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